Breaking news: 50 Cent, former professional beef connoisseur, is now offering conflict resolution services! His first clients? None other than Nicki Minaj and Cardi B, who are once again auditioning for Love & Hip-Hop: Rap Royalty Edition.
After Cardi dropped her new album Am I the Drama?, Nicki apparently answered, “Yes, you are,” and proceeded to roast her online. From calling her “Barney B” to posting dinosaur memes, Nicki went full shade mode. Cardi retaliated with a “Cocaine Barbie” jab and some pointed commentary about album sales.
That’s when 50 stepped in like the world’s most unexpected therapist, posting:
“I hope the girls stop fighting before things escalate.”
Fans were stunned. One commented, “If 50 is calming things down, humanity has officially flipped.”
So what’s next? Maybe Ja Rule will host a peace summit. Or Drake will drop a mediation mixtape. One thing’s for sure — if 50 keeps this up, he’s officially graduated from Get Rich or Die Tryin’ to Get Peace or Die Tryin’.
		